************** I like watching

************** I like watching you, I like to spend my time with you But you are always surrounded by others As you are the main attaraction of the ZOO!!! **************

Jan, 14 2012 169 chars (2 sms) 1365 views Funny

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Who walks wth

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Student scared of

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Girl To Her Boy

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Sun makes moon

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How did an intelligent

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Sir to Student: What

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COMPARISON of a CHOCOLATE

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If u r stressed,

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Jab koi baat bigad

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