Could u fax me

Could u fax me
Could u fax me ur photo very very urgently ? Mind u - it"s really very very urgent, damn serious and very imp .... I"m playing cards and we"ve misplaced the JOKER."""
  

Jan, 14 2012     166 chars (2 sms)     992 views       Funny

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