Could u fax me

Could u fax me ur photo very very urgently ? Mind u - it"s really very very urgent, damn serious and very imp .... I"m playing cards and we"ve misplaced the JOKER."""

Jan, 14 2012 166 chars (2 sms) 979 views Funny

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zindagi behal hai

zindagi behal hai ,sur hai na tal hai,msg box bhi kangal hai,kya apke sms factory me hadtal hai, yar kuch bhi bhejo, ye mere mobile ki zindagi ka sawal hai...

Hum bhi smart

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TRUE FACT:NOBEL PRIZE

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Every time I hold

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Think u r sitting

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1 Bhakt Ashram

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Hello, this is GOD

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I cnt msg u til

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Good looks catch

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I saw six men

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