Sir:Bijli Kaha Se

Sir:Bijli Kaha Se Aati Hai?Banta: Mama K Ghar Se.Sir:Wo Kaise?Bnta: KyuKi Jab B Bijli Jati Hai Papa Kahte Hai Saalo Ne fir kaat di!

Jan, 13 2012 131 chars (1 sms) 939 views Funny

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rat 2 baje kisi ne bajai bel rat 2 baje kisi ne bajai bel mene gate khola to watchman bola all is well

To b happy with a man,love him a little n understand him a lot.To b happy with a woman,love her a lot n DO NOT TRY to understand her.

Fathr to son aftr xam:Let me c ur report card...Son:My frend just took it to scare his parents!!!

What is Education? "Wasting quarter part of life, to learn how to waste the remaining part of life..."

Jara sambhal ke chalna,jyada bhari cheez nahi uthana,apna khayal rakhna, khana thik se khana, kyunki 9wa mahina shuru Ho gaya hai. Happy September.

Kabhi kisi ladki se book nahi mangni chahiye..? Nahi to chanta bhi lag sakta hai..? kyoki fullform of book is :-B=BabyO=onlyO=oneK=kiss

There r only 2 situations in lyf wer u should enjoy d most.1.after completin ur studies & b4 joinin 2 work.2.After engagemnt & b4 marriage

Behind every successful man, there is a woman And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two woman.

Once a boy askd god: "Is it wrong 2 sleep wth a girl b4 marriage?" God replied: "No, it's not,but d problm is dat u rascles don't sleep!"

Company kee ladkiyaan sunder hain Aur lonely hain... Problem ye hai ki bus voh READ-ONLY hain...

A person askd luv kab hota hai?A lover said-Jab time khrab ho,aap par shani Bhaari ho,Bhagwan ka aapke maje lene ka mann ho Tab luv hota hai

Why does d bride & groom xchange garlands at d time of wedding..... B'coz they say each affectionately that : "DARLING NOW U R DEAD"...........

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