Sir:Bijli Kaha Se

Sir:Bijli Kaha Se
Sir:Bijli Kaha Se Aati Hai?Banta: Mama K Ghar Se.Sir:Wo Kaise?Bnta: KyuKi Jab B Bijli Jati Hai Papa Kahte Hai Saalo Ne fir kaat di!
  

Jan, 13 2012     131 chars (1 sms)     1069 views       Funny

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How to catch squirrels? Its simple.. First climb tree, Second Wait there! Squirrels will come in search of you! Coz they love Nutz!
Hamari dua hai aapko KRISH ka josh,UMRAOJAN ka pyar.BABUL ka dular MUNNA BHAI ki jhappi,DHOOM KI bike,VIVAH ki wife aur DON ki life mile..
EYES: to look at u.HAND: to pray for u.MIND: to remember u.HEART: to make friendship with u.and LEG: to kick u if u forget me....So alkways remeber me!!!
Why does d bride & groom xchange garlands at d time of wedding..... B'coz they say each affectionately that : "DARLING NOW U R DEAD"...........
10% of road accidents r due to drunken driving Which makes it logical stmt dat 90% of accidents r due to driving without drinking!
To live a life, one needs brains, reflex, perception, looks, IQ, knowledge, way of expressions and many more mental qualities... Hats off to u bcoz u manage 2 live without them !!!
Ek yug tha jab log apne ghar ke dwar pe likhte the: ATITHI DEVO BHAVA Phir likha: SHUBH LABH Phir likhne lage: U R WELCOME Aur ab likhte hain: KUTTON SE SAVDHAN
loyal & faithful partner can really bring wonders in one's life.But these kinda species r disappearing frm d face of planet.
Alibaba or 40 chor the AbAlibaba or 30 Chor ho gye Pucho q?ThinkRecession boss!10 chorKo nikal Diya
If U sneeze once, Think I'm remembering you. If you sneeze twice, Think I want to Meet U. If U sneeze thrice, Think I'm Missing You. 4th Time, Fool Take A Tablet !
Husband & wife are like liver and kidney. Husband is liver & wife kidney. If liver fails, kidney fails. If kidney fails, liver manages with other kidney.
Tumhaara intezaar karte karte, main so gaya Yeh dekho mera connection, time out ho gaya