Sir:Bijli Kaha Se

Sir:Bijli Kaha Se Aati Hai?Banta: Mama K Ghar Se.Sir:Wo Kaise?Bnta: KyuKi Jab B Bijli Jati Hai Papa Kahte Hai Saalo Ne fir kaat di!

Jan, 13 2012 131 chars (1 sms) 1420 views Funny

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Heartbeats are countless, spirits are ageless, dreams are endless, memories are timeless A friend like YOU shameless. Oops . Sorry priceless!!

What is diff b/w Orange and Apple? Think! ? Color of Orange is Orange but Color of Apple is not Apple

Ravan decides 2 apologise 2 Ram,knocks the door,Ram opens..Ravan stands thinkingGuess what?????Kis mooh se maafi mangu??

Mere dost ki ek saheli thi,dosti hui to paheli thi,pyar hua to jaan hatheli pe thi,aur shadi hui to pata chalagrant road ki CHAMELI thi.

Only True frenz stand by u during bad times...I promise i will attend ur wedding.

Kabhi Kehta Tha Dost Hamara Ek Jaan Bhi Maango To Hazir Hai Aaj Apni GF Ko Jaan Kehta Hai, Aur Maango To Inkaar Karta Hai

How do you express two words,with exactly the opposite meanings,in a single sentence...?Any guesses?No?Say:"HAPPILY MARRIED"

Dream makes everything possible, Hope makes everything work, Luv makes everything beautiful, Smile makes all the above... So always Brush ur Teeth

Aaj kal ki Ladkiyo ke kapde...Yaha se Less,Waha se Less,Kabhi SleevLesstoKabhi BackLessaurKoi Ladka Ghur ke Dekhe to Bolti hai.."Oh, How Mannerless.

Sweetest Kiss is on forehead,Laveliest Kiss is on cheeks,Romantic Kiss is on Lips,And Hottest kiss is on..Guess..On Bikes Silencer!

DARU se NASHA badhta he, NASHE se junun, JUNUN se mehnat, MEHNAT se paisa, PAISE se izat. isliye IZAT paneke liye, DARU pina Bahut jaruri he.

Some One Is Loving you; Caring for you; Watching over you; Protecting you Guess Who? Neighbour's Dog

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