Sir:Bijli Kaha Se

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Sir:Bijli Kaha Se
Sir:Bijli Kaha Se Aati Hai?Banta: Mama K Ghar Se.Sir:Wo Kaise?Bnta: KyuKi Jab B Bijli Jati Hai Papa Kahte Hai Saalo Ne fir kaat di!
  
Jan, 13 2012     131 chars (1 sms)     1861 views       Funny

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Intizar... Na raat
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Wat is difference
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Dil ka dard dil
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i want 2 be
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