Sir:Bijli Kaha Se

Sir:Bijli Kaha Se Aati Hai?Banta: Mama K Ghar Se.Sir:Wo Kaise?Bnta: KyuKi Jab B Bijli Jati Hai Papa Kahte Hai Saalo Ne fir kaat di!

Jan, 13 2012 131 chars (1 sms) 1053 views Funny

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A student asked 2

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Fact of Millennium

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Y does Waheeda Rehman

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The best way to remember

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Why is Gandhiji smiling on

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Kya Lekar aaya tha

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Wisest thought of the

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karo shri ganpati bapa ke darshan papiyon ko nahin dikhte!

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