Sir:Bijli Kaha Se

Sir:Bijli Kaha Se
Sir:Bijli Kaha Se Aati Hai?Banta: Mama K Ghar Se.Sir:Wo Kaise?Bnta: KyuKi Jab B Bijli Jati Hai Papa Kahte Hai Saalo Ne fir kaat di!
  

Jan, 13 2012     131 chars (1 sms)     1082 views       Funny

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Ur very specil for me, i'm very concerned abt ur safety . But i can't be with u always . So please , take care me yourself when u Jump from 1 Tree 2 another!
Ansu aap ka Niklaa aur Aankhen maree hoo, Dil aap ka Dharkay aur Dharken maree hoo, Khuda kare Hamra Payar Itnaa Gharaa hoo, JOB aap karaa aur INCOME maree hoo.
A man in US kicks a dog to death which was abt to bite a lady.Paper reports:US citizen saves lady frm dog.Man says I'm not U.S citizen.So reprt changd,foreign hero saves lady frm dogMan says he is frm Pak Nxt days headlines:Terorist attacks local dog.
Lips jab lips se milte hai to kya hota hai . . . . . . . . . Hamesha galath mat socha karo. Muh band ho jata hai aur kya..
Dreams make all things possible, Hope makes all things work, Love makes all things beautiful, Smile makes all the above things possible.... So, BRUSH UR TEETH EVERYDAY
When a Man Opens the Door of His Car for His Wife, You Can Be Sure of 0ne Thing : Either the Car is NEW or the Wife.
woh bhi kya din the jab log aapko kiss kiya karte the par apki phooti kismat tab aap hugies main hua karte the
Kayamat ke din farishtene sabse kaha,"es papar per apane-apane gunah likho."achanak tumari aavaj aayi"Sir,sapliment please.
Don't take life too seriously & always find time to laugh warna.. Log bolenge "ghr kalyug hai, aajkal cartoon b nahi haste"
Darde dil me gam ki kaliya khilti hai, aab to tanhai aaksar hamse milti hai, aapne band kiya jabse SMS karna, MOBILE ki battery jyada chalti hai!
Man at medical shop: I need poison.Chemist: I can't sell u that.Man shows wife's photo.Chemist: Oh! Sorry, I didn't know u had a prescription.
If A Boy Givs A Luv Letter 2 A Girl, Peple Cal Him "Lofer" Bt If A Girl Givs A Letter 2 A Boy Dey Cal It "Offer" Feel D Difrence.