Flirting is the only job in the world that a man cannot include in his biodata despite having years of experience and number of references

Apki 'smile' ne saara jahan hila diya,Apki 'smile' ne saara jahan hila diya,COMA se jaage huye mareez ko permanently sula diya.

In a park two lovers eating chips by lookin into each other eyes. Girl: dear wht r u thinking at this moment? Boy:I think u r eating more chips than me.

If marriages r made in heaven, den wat r made in Hell? Ans : the days after marriage

She is HOt!She is sweet!She always needa Lip4KissWhole World'sMaD 4 herWHO is She? Do U Know?She is"TEA"Chai piyo,Mast jiyo.

If marriages are made in heaven , then what are made in Hell? Ans : the days after marriage

When you are in love, you wish you were married. When you are married, you wish you were in love.

The wise never marry. And when they marry they become otherwise.

An optimist is a guy who thinks his wife doesn’t understand him.

1 drunk asked the other:What a beautiful night,look at the moon.Other drunk: U are wrong,thats not the moon,that s the sun.Both started arguing for a while when they saw another drunk walking; they stopped him,Sir,pls help settle our argument?Tell us what is that up in the sky that s shining.Is it the moon or the sun?3rd man looked at the sky and said,Sorry, I dont live around here.

Funny but fact...Boys and Girls get into love because of misundrstandingAnd they break up because of understanding.

Whenever u have to make a decision, Listen to ur Heart Then ur head & Then finally Do... What ur WIFE tells u to do...??