Sir:Bijli Kaha Se

Sir:Bijli Kaha Se
Sir:Bijli Kaha Se Aati Hai?Banta: Mama K Ghar Se.Sir:Wo Kaise?Bnta: KyuKi Jab B Bijli Jati Hai Papa Kahte Hai Saalo Ne fir kaat di!
  

Jan, 13 2012     131 chars (1 sms)     896 views       Funny

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