Sir:Bijli Kaha Se

Sir:Bijli Kaha Se Aati Hai?Banta: Mama K Ghar Se.Sir:Wo Kaise?Bnta: KyuKi Jab B Bijli Jati Hai Papa Kahte Hai Saalo Ne fir kaat di!

Jan, 13 2012 131 chars (1 sms) 1864 views Funny

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CHUHE NE SHERNI KO PROPOSE KIYA...ShErNi: AbEy aPNi SuRaT DeKhi hAi AaiNe mE..?ChUah: Are PagLi SuRaT Pe MaT Ja, CoNfiDeNcE To DeKh!!!

To b happy with a man,love him a little n understand him a lot.To b happy with a woman,love her a lot n DO NOT TRY to understand her.

Love Starts Frm Eyes Grows With Gifts Ends With Tears But 2day LoVe Starts 4m Mobiles Grows Wth Balance Ends Wth Numbr BUSY

How did an intelligent boy propose to girl ,he took the girl along wid him on a boat and at the middle of river said "Marry me or leave the boat"

A man who surrenders when he's WRONG, is HONEST. A man who surrenders when he's NOT SURE, is WISE. A man who surrenders when he's RIGHT, is a HUSBAND

Vajpayee was talking about family planning in a speech laloo got angry n said if u dont play the game,Dont make the rules!! -

Aik Mandir main buri neeyat wale gayab ho jate hai. Amitabh gya wog gayab, Hrithik gya woh gayab,Akshay gya woh gayab, Aishwarya gai Bhagwan gayab?

Which is d most confusing day in U.S.A?. Fathers day..!!coz..NOBODY knows whom to wish....

If marriages are made in heaven , then what are made in Hell? Ans : the days after marriage

Intizar... Na raat ka, Na din ka, Na subha ka, Na shaam ka, Na iska, Na uska.... Intizar hai to bas apke pyar bharay SMS ka.

mat kiya karo dear, mom hoti hai near, papa se lagta hai fear, baat nahi hoti hai clear. Isliye sms karo dear, without fear n very clear.

Man at medical shop: I need poison.Chemist: I can't sell u that.Man shows wife's photo.Chemist: Oh! Sorry, I didn't know u had a prescription.

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