Paani Aane Ki Baat Karte Ho, Dil Jalane Ki Baat Karte Ho. 4 Din Se Muhe Nahi Doya, Tum Nahane Ki Baat Karte Ho.

A man said his credit card was stolen but he decided not to report it since the thief was spending much less than his wife did.

Wats d diff btwn Pongal n idly?think.think..think...U ll get a holiday for pongal but not for idly.

AYZAZYPZYKYZA TYZIZYMZYE BYZAZYRZYBZYAZYAZYD KZYAZYRZY NZYA TZYHZYA KYZAYZR DZYIYYA. ONLY Y AND Z KO ERASE KARO AUR PADHO. ITS INTERESTING.THANK U.

Whenever u have to make a decision, Listen to ur Heart Then ur head & Then finally Do... What ur WIFE tells u to do...??

CHINTU MINTU ZID KAR RAHE HAI KI MONKEY DEKHNA HAI, TUMHARE GHAR KA PATA DIYA HAI, 2-3 JUMP MAR KE DIKHA DENA, BACCHE KHUSH HO JAYENGE....

Qu - What makes a man think about Candlelight Dinner?Ans - Power Failure

WHY INDIA IS IN TROUBLE...POPULATION :100 CR. RETIRED =9 CR. CENTRAL GOVT=17CR. STATE GOVT=30 CR(BOTH DONT WORK).I.T. Professional =1 cr. (dont work for india).In school = 25 cr.under 5 yr.age= 1 cr. Unemployed= 15 cr.In hospital= 1.2 cr.Statics u find 7999998 person any time in jail.Then balance 2 r U me . U R BUSY IN PHILOSOPICAL THINKING. How can I handle INDIA ALONE?

Teachers are those who help us in resolving problems which, without them, we wouldn't have.

Light can replace Sun.Parents can replace God.But nothing in World can replace YOU..!Why.?!?LOCAL ITEMSNo GuaranteeNo Replacement

Sir to Student:"What is the Similarity Btween Girl frnd & Mobile??" Student:- Sir Both are Diconnected WhenThere is "No Balance"

Technology Impact: Dad emails: Dear son, How r u, ur mom and i are fine & v miss u lot,Plz turnoff ur PC & cum downstairs for dinner..