Humorous Fact:We Live

Humorous Fact:We Live
Humorous Fact:We Live in a Funny World bEcAuSe Pizza Reaches Home Faster than the Ambulance or Police..JAGO INDIA JAGO!!-
  

Jan, 13 2012     121 chars (1 sms)     962 views       Funny

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Child 2 d sales girl in a sweet shop, Will u marry me wen i grow up. Girl smiled & said : Yes Child: Can u give Ur future husband a free chocolate...
Wife se love kro,No life wthout wifeWife achhi hoti hai use pyar krna chahiye.Wife k prati wafadar aur imandar raho"WIFE KISKI HAI?"does not matter
i love U ilove U ilove U i love U ilove U hey don get xcited i love other alphabets too i.e V W X Y Z hahahaha
when the blue, I remember U, when the moon full, I remember U, when rains starts, I remember U. Can U tell me where my umbrella.
Whenever u have to make a decision, Listen to ur Heart Then ur head & Then finally Do... What ur WIFE tells u to do...??
U love sumone.. U marry sumone else. The one u marry Bcoms ur wife or husband & the one u loved Bcoms the password of ur email id.
From Mon to Sun,From Jan To Dec, From birth till my death, my feelings 4 u have never changed. For me, you've always been a headache..
Think why u r so sweet,why u r so intelligent,why u r so lucky,why u r so blessed,why u r so beautiful..simple muzse fship ki hai to thoda faida to hoga hi.
Santa: I am so miser (kanjoos) that I went alone for my honeymoon and saved half the money. Bania: That is nothing, I saved full money. I sent my wife for honeymoon with a friend.
1 Bhakt Ashram Me Jake SwamiG Se-SwamiG Mera Puja Me Mann Nai Lagta! Kya Karu? Swami:Us Puja Ko Mere Pass Bhejo Shayad Mera Man Lag jae!
Kabhi Kehta Tha Dost Hamara Ek Jaan Bhi Maango To Hazir Hai Aaj Apni GF Ko Jaan Kehta Hai, Aur Maango To Inkaar Karta Hai
If i had gone 4 brain transplantation i have chosen ur brain b'coz i want 2 use the brain that is never used b4