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Humorous Fact:We Live
Humorous Fact:We Live in a Funny World bEcAuSe Pizza Reaches Home Faster than the Ambulance or Police..JAGO INDIA JAGO!!-
  
Jan, 13 2012     121 chars (1 sms)     956 views       Funny

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