When i was sad you were there. When i was crying you were there. When i was unhappy you were there. Now i have understood ki sare fasad ki jad tu hai

The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once

What men want? A woman who can cook, a woman who earns good money, a woman who loves him & a system to make sure that those women never meet each other.

Like energy, love can neither be created nor destroyed. It can just be transferred from one girlfriend to another girlfriend

Once a boy askd god: "Is it wrong 2 sleep wth a girl b4 marriage?" God replied: "No, it's not,but d problm is dat u rascles don't sleep!"

Which buildings has the most stories?..........The Library..

When hand stop.. lips work.. when lips stop...eyes work.. When eyes stop,heart works... when heart stop... abe MAAMU TU TAPAK GAYA HAI

Mobile repair krne walay ko loose motion ho jaye to wo kaisey explain karega? Doctr sahab subah se missed calls aa rahi hain,outgoing main taklif ho rhi ha.Subah se naye naye ringtone baj rahe hain. or pait main balance nahin bach raha, jitna b recharge kro utna kharach ho rha hai

A devoted husband is one who thinks of his wife while sleeping with others, rather than thinking of others while sleeping with his wife!

Do you know what is the meaning of PYAR. Friends sitting in a BAR. & saying.... "P - YAR"

A man in US kicks a dog to death which was abt to bite a lady.Paper reports:US citizen saves lady frm dog.Man says I'm not U.S citizen.So reprt changd,foreign hero saves lady frm dogMan says he is frm Pak Nxt days headlines:Terorist attacks local dog.

Man b4 marage: Roses r red, Violets r blue believe it or not im mad 4u. After marage Roses r dead,im blue u make me mad some day ill kill u.