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Think why u r so
Think why u r so sweet,why u r so intelligent,why u r so lucky,why u r so blessed,why u r so beautiful..simple muzse fship ki hai to thoda faida to hoga hi.
  
Jan, 13 2012     156 chars (1 sms)     997 views       Funny

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