Biology teacher-There

Biology teacher-There
Biology teacher-There are 3 types of sexually transmitted diseases..And.."YOU'LL GET AT-LEAST ONE OF THEM IN EXAM!!"
  

Jan, 13 2012     116 chars (1 sms)     1152 views       Funny

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