Biology teacher-There

Biology teacher-There are 3 types of sexually transmitted diseases..And.."YOU'LL GET AT-LEAST ONE OF THEM IN EXAM!!"

Jan, 13 2012 116 chars (1 sms) 1110 views Funny

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Log kehte h ki

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U love sumone.

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What is d height of

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Teachers are those

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A small argument betwn

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ALCOHOLcontains FEMALE

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What will be the girl's

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If marriages are

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an IDEA can

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