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Biology teacher-There
Biology teacher-There are 3 types of sexually transmitted diseases..And.."YOU'LL GET AT-LEAST ONE OF THEM IN EXAM!!"
  
Jan, 13 2012     116 chars (1 sms)     1188 views       Funny

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Q :- How do you
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If i had gone 4
If i had gone 4 brain transplantation i have chosen ur brain b'coz i want 2 use the brain that is never used b4
Behind every successful
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All tragedies are
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Wife- i will die
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What is d height of
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Lips jab lips se
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Apple ka juice
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Why does a man
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I want to Share
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Conducting a Blood
Conducting a Blood Test On U....Testing In Progress...Testing...Testing...Result.......... ........< Honey In Veins > No wonder U R So Sweeeeeettttttttt.....!!!!!

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