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Biology teacher-There
Biology teacher-There are 3 types of sexually transmitted diseases..And.."YOU'LL GET AT-LEAST ONE OF THEM IN EXAM!!"
  
Jan, 13 2012     116 chars (1 sms)     1142 views       Funny

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AYZAZYPZYKYZA TYZIZYMZYE
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Why do U think I
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Mandir mein jaap
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1 day u'll B srprisd
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Hey can u do
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Student scared of
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How do you express
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What is the height
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