U r d 1 whos so

U r d 1 whos so
U r d 1 whos so smart,U r d 1 whos so charming, U r the one whose so caring,U r the one whose so good looking. And, I'm the one who is spreading these rumors.
  

Jan, 13 2012     158 chars (1 sms)     788 views       Funny

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