Ab tak meri life

Ab tak meri life
Ab tak meri life ek khuli bottle thi, Jisme se sab perfume ki tarha udd jata tha. Par aap ke aane se sab kuch ruk gaya. Bhagwan kare aap jaisa DHAKKAN sabko mile!!!
  

Jan, 13 2012     164 chars (2 sms)     824 views       Funny

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