Vajpayee was talking

Vajpayee was talking about family planning in a speech laloo got angry n said if u dont play the game,Dont make the rules!! -

Jan, 13 2012 125 chars (1 sms) 828 views Funny

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Why do women wear watches on their right hand and men on their left hand?......To see the time,what else.!?

There r only 2 situations in lyf wer u should enjoy d most.1.after completin ur studies & b4 joinin 2 work.2.After engagemnt & b4 marriage

Mandir mein jaap karta hoon, Masjid mein adaab karta hoon, Insaan se kahin bhagwan na ban jaun isliye roz tujhko SMS karke paap karta hoon.

Never think of the past It brings tears... If you think of the future It brings fears... So, live life in the present And drink chilled beers!

Y word 'Women' begin with a 'W' ?Bcoz all major Questions begin with 'W'.What ?Why?Where?When?Who?Whom?With Whom?Which??

It is difficult to understand GOD. He makes such beautiful things as women..and then he turns them into Wives

subah ko yaad aayi to miss kiya,dopar ko yaad aayi to bahut miss kiya,shaam ko yaad aayi to heart ne skip kiya ,aur jab jaan pe ban aayi to sms kiya.

Kripya Dhyan de....... Dhayan dene ke liye Dhanyavad ha ha ha............

Like energy, love can neither be created nor destroyed. It can just be transferred from one girlfriend to another girlfriend

Why do men spend so much time on improvng their STYLES & not their MIND?Bcoz they know that Women are STUPID but not BLIND!

God:I cant be everywhere so i created Mother!!Evil:I too cant b everywhere so i created Mother-in-Law

Dost mere marne ke baad aansu na bahaana Jab yaah aaye meri, to seedhe upar hi chale aana.

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