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Vajpayee was talking
Vajpayee was talking about family planning in a speech laloo got angry n said if u dont play the game,Dont make the rules!! -
  
Jan, 13 2012     125 chars (1 sms)     810 views       Funny

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I finally got my past
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Despite the Old
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All married men
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A man said his
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What a man want
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I want to Share
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