hi i want to talk

hi i want to talk with u can u call me now nothing special i need to hear u a voice because just test weather can i under stand monkey lang

Jan, 13 2012 139 chars (1 sms) 923 views Funny

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Log kehte h ki

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He said.Do u love

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The wise never

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Winter comes again

Winter comes again and again. Summer comes again and again, but a person like u never comes again and again because God never makes a mistake again and again.

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I saw six men

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