zindagi behal hai

zindagi behal hai
zindagi behal hai ,sur hai na tal hai,msg box bhi kangal hai,kya apke sms factory me hadtal hai, yar kuch bhi bhejo, ye mere mobile ki zindagi ka sawal hai...
  

Jan, 14 2012     158 chars (1 sms)     1438 views       Funny

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