zindagi behal hai

zindagi behal hai ,sur hai na tal hai,msg box bhi kangal hai,kya apke sms factory me hadtal hai, yar kuch bhi bhejo, ye mere mobile ki zindagi ka sawal hai...

Jan, 14 2012 158 chars (1 sms) 1971 views Funny

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