Laila ki shadi mey lafda ho gayaLaila ki shadi mey lafda ho gayaMajnu itna naacha ki langda ho gaya!!

Arz kiya hai.. ki.. Galib ne bhari mehfil me sher mara.. fir kya hua? Sherni vidhwa ho gayi.. wah wah

Its RAININ these days & m sure u must b vry happy. U mst b feelin lik go out, drench urself,sing songs, splash watr & hav fun. Rite? EvRy Frog feels d same!!

Like energy, love can neither be created nor destroyed. It can just be transferred from one girlfriend to another girlfriend

Man holding woman's hand before marriage, is love; after marriage it is self-defense

Alcohol doesn't solve any problems, but then again, neither does milk.

Definition of a Nurse A young and beautiful woman who fingers u in all places n holds ur hand and then expects ur pulse to be normal

I finally got my past, present and future tenses correct today. I loved you. I love you. I will love you forever!

A man said his credit card was stolen but he decided not to report it since the thief was spending much less than his wife did.

Don't marry AIRTEL girl, she will do magic on u. Don't marry BSNL girl, she has connections with all Indians. Don't marry IDEA girl, she touches u tomorrow, not today. Don't marry RELIANCE girl, she takes u in her mutthi mein. Marry only HUTCH girl, she follows u where ever u go

An Engineering Studnt 2 His Sweeper:Brother I Hav Got DegreeI Hav Got KnowledgeI Can Sit in Society.What Do U Hav?Sweeper:I Hav The Job.

Behind every successful student there isa girl friend... But,what about unsuccessful student ?Lots ofgirl friends...!