Hey, I just got

Hey, I just got
Hey, I just got your blood test report. U have been tested HIV positive. Report reads person has high percentage of Honey In Veins. No Wonder!
  

Jan, 14 2012     142 chars (1 sms)     1046 views       Funny

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dil bechen he aaj kal mera jab se jiyada aane laga he mobile ka bill mera
God thought that since he couldn't be everywhere he made a mother. Then devil thought that he couldn't be everywhere he made a mother-in-law
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The day you were born, God created BPL Believe in the Best, and the day I was born, God created Sansui Better than the Beat.
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What men want? A woman who can cook, a woman who earns good money, a woman who loves him & a system to make sure that those women never meet each other.
70% of College studnts in d world r sufferin 4m AIDS. Can't blive, Bt itz true...! AIDS: Attendnce & Internal Marks Deficiency Syndrom
Bazu-o-mein dum rakhta hun, Dil mein gum rakhta hun, Pata tha SMS ayega tera, Isliye DISPRIN sang rakhta hun