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Hey, I just got
Hey, I just got your blood test report. U have been tested HIV positive. Report reads person has high percentage of Honey In Veins. No Wonder!
  
Jan, 14 2012     142 chars (1 sms)     1003 views       Funny

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All tragedies are
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Hello, this is GOD
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A depressed person
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Son:I wana tel u
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If u r stressed,
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God:I cant be
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