Hey, I just got

Hey, I just got
Hey, I just got your blood test report. U have been tested HIV positive. Report reads person has high percentage of Honey In Veins. No Wonder!
  

Jan, 14 2012     142 chars (1 sms)     986 views       Funny

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Lost in a zoo I saw many animals.. Mouse BIRD Monkey ...! U 2
Khuda ne JAb tujhe bAnaya hoga,Confusion ka Moment Aya HogA,KAbi Donkey to KAbi Monkey ChAha hoga,End me Dono ka Mix PAsand aya hoga.!
kya aap ko pata hai ki es duniya me ek dil sirf aapike liya dhadakta hai aur o dil kiska hai? aapika aur kiska.
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I've been arrested for bein the ugliest person in usa, can u cum down the police station and show them it's a mistake?
Class rooms are like Train:1st 2 benches r Executive coaches- Reservd 4 VIP!Middle 2 r General cmprtmnt! &Last 2 are Sleeper class!!
Do you know what is the meaning of PYAR. Friends sitting in a BAR. & saying.... "P - YAR"
Question: What happened when two sardars were waiting for buses numbered 1 and 2? Answer: When bus number 12 came, they both climbed on!
Manjil ki taraf badte chalo, jo dil kahe usi rah ko chuno... peechhe walo ko aage na jane do aur jo aage hai usse aage niklo, tabhi 1 acche driver banoge.....
Ek aadmi ne apne dono hatho me ghadi pehni aur uski maut ho gai,Kyo? Kyoki, woh DO ghadi ka mehman tha.
Husband & wife are like liver and kidney. Husband is liver & wife kidney. If liver fails, kidney fails. If kidney fails, liver manages with other kidney.
Tumhaara intezaar karte karte, main so gaya Yeh dekho mera connection, time out ho gaya