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Wife hints 2
Wife hints 2 husband 4 a new car & say,"Dear, buy me somethng that goes 0 to 80 in 3 secs when i'm on it."Husband gifted her a Weighing Machine..
  
Jan, 13 2012     145 chars (1 sms)     863 views       Funny

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What is the height
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Why does a man
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Hello, this is GOD
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You are one of the most
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True Frnd is like
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If u r married
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MY eyes DETECTED
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KAASH LIFE AISI
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How can U cut
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Reality is an illusion
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