Wife hints 2

Wife hints 2 husband 4 a new car & say,"Dear, buy me somethng that goes 0 to 80 in 3 secs when i'm on it."Husband gifted her a Weighing Machine..

Jan, 13 2012 145 chars (1 sms) 932 views Funny

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Police officeExcuse

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Hello, this is GOD

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Vo kaun hai?

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so Sweet is ur

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All married men

All married men say after yrs of marriage that,My marriage is made of trust & understanding.She doesn't trust me & I dont understand her

MY eyes DETECTED

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Nazar mili usse jab

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From Mon to Sun

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