Wife hints 2

Wife hints 2
Wife hints 2 husband 4 a new car & say,"Dear, buy me somethng that goes 0 to 80 in 3 secs when i'm on it."Husband gifted her a Weighing Machine..
  

Jan, 13 2012     145 chars (1 sms)     905 views       Funny

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