Only True frenz

Only True frenz
Only True frenz stand by u during bad times...I promise i will attend ur wedding.
  

Jan, 13 2012     81 chars (1 sms)     1155 views       Funny

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I never married because there was no need. I have three pets at home which anser the same purpose as a husband. I have a dog which growls every morning, a parrot which swears all afternoon and a cat that comes home late at night.
Bachelors schedule Monday ko dosti, Tuesday ko pyaar, Wednesday ko shaadi, Thursday ko barbaadi, Friday ko fighting, Saturday ko talaaq, Sunday ko rest, Monday ko next!!!
Great people talk about ideas, Average people talk about things, Small people talk about other people, And Legends never talk, they send SMS...
THE best frnd is 1who stands in ur exam hall n says HOW MUCH WIL U WRITE COME FAST"GIRLS ARE LEAVING"
% % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % Kya Dekh rahe ho Machhar hai mar do...
Dark were those days, without your sight. When I was in darkness, you gave me light. You gave me strength 2 make life bright. Thank you so much PHILIPS TUBELIGHT !
Manjil ki taraf badte chalo, jo dil kahe usi rah ko chuno... peechhe walo ko aage na jane do aur jo aage hai usse aage niklo, tabhi 1 acche driver banoge.....
L o n g t i m e a g o... o n l y idiots used... to read my S M S. And, t o d a y, the history continues....
You know biggest irony of marriage is that, Woman expects man to change & they don't & Man expects woman not to change & they do!
What is Education? "Wasting quarter part of life, to learn how to waste the remaining part of life..."
If I was an artist, you would be my picture! If I was a poet, you would be my inspiration! If I was an author you would be my story! But Im only a cartoonist!
************** Give one english word for...... apne kiye pe pani pher dena ..............? ..........? ......? "I I_____FLUSH -() - )____( *************"