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What is dSimilarity
What is dSimilarity between a Successful Acountantand anAttractive Girl?...both r very conscious about their 'FIGURES'
  
Jan, 13 2012     118 chars (1 sms)     960 views       Funny

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Dream makes everything
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I mixed RUM in
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************** Give one english
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Height Of Confusion
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