Ye pyar b ajeeb

Ye pyar b ajeeb
Ye pyar b ajeeb cheez hai.Maa se ho to mamta.papa se ho to kartavya.Bhai se ho to dharm.Behen se ho to farz.Aur biwi se ho to...Sonumonuchotupappu
  

Jan, 13 2012     149 chars (1 sms)     1054 views       Funny

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