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Mon to Sun,
Mon to Sun, From Jan To Dec, From birth till my death, my feelings 4 u have never changed. For me, you've always been a headache!
  
Jan, 14 2012     129 chars (1 sms)     1075 views       Funny

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Marriage is a three
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I Wrote your
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