She is HOt!She is

She is HOt!She is sweet!She always needa Lip4KissWhole World'sMaD 4 herWHO is She? Do U Know?She is"TEA"Chai piyo,Mast jiyo.

Jan, 13 2012 124 chars (1 sms) 804 views Funny

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Jis tarha heere ko

Jis tarha heere ko heera katta hai… Sone ko sona katta hai…Lohe ko loha katta hai.. Theek usi tarha dekh lena ek din.. Tumhe kutta katega…

70% of College studnts

70% of College studnts in d world r sufferin 4m AIDS. Can't blive, Bt itz true...! AIDS: Attendnce & Internal Marks Deficiency Syndrom

U hav cute eyes

U hav cute eyes. U hav swt nose. U hav smart look.U hav sharp brain.Oh no!Phir se galat number pe send ho gaya.

Whats Karan Johar

Whats Karan Johar up to?K3G: Love ur parents.KHNH: Love ur neighbors.KANK: Luv others wife.& nowDostana: Love the Same Gender!

The three dreams

The three dreams of a maN: To become as haNdsome as his mother thiNks., To become as rich as his child believes N have as maNy affairs as the wife suspects.,

Tum ek aise

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Teacher : usne khudkhushi

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Chandni chawk ka

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Hello, this is GOD

Hello, this is GOD. I make few bad creations but you are the worst monster I ever realised. My apologies on behalf of the whole world.

ek din Tarzan

ek din Tarzan Jangal me ja raha tha usne maraa huaa cheeta dekha or bola oh my God MY New under wear

Hi Kaise ho?

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When you are in love

When you are in love, you wish you were married. When you are married, you wish you were in love.

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