ishq ke saamunder

ishq ke saamunder
ishq ke saamunder me gota lagaya ........ pani bahut thanda tha main bahar nikal aaya...... wah! wah!
  

Jan, 13 2012     101 chars (1 sms)     800 views       Funny

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