Several women appeared

Several women appeared
Several women appeared in court, each accusing the other of the trouble in the flat where they lived. The judge called for orderly testimony. "I'll hear the oldest first," he decreed. The case was closed for lack of evidence.
  

Jan, 14 2012     225 chars (2 sms)     949 views       Funny

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