Several women appeared

Several women appeared
Several women appeared in court, each accusing the other of the trouble in the flat where they lived. The judge called for orderly testimony. "I'll hear the oldest first," he decreed. The case was closed for lack of evidence.
  

Jan, 14 2012     225 chars (2 sms)     907 views       Funny

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Defination of a NURSE-> A young and beautiful woman who fingers u in all places n holds ur hand and then expects ur pulse to be normal
Ur smile can be compared with flowers, Ur voice can be compared with cuckoo, Ur innocence can be compared with a child, But in foolishness u have no comparisons.
1commerce Walikya gaali degi?Saale bounced cheque,Dharti pe liablity, Pedaishi bad debts, Dishonured bill,Insolvent aadmi,Itna marungi ki balance Nahi bachega
Hey can u do me a favour, take a pic of urself n send me it, i'm playin cards n i'm missin the joker!!
The last fight was my fault. My wife asked, 'What's on the TV?'... said, 'Dust!'
The wise never marry. And when they marry they become otherwise.
He made a local call Sardar wanted to make a std. call to punjab, He wanted to save money so what did he do? Simple, he went to punjab and made a local call.
Tere gum me tarap ke mar jayenge,marte waqt bhi tere name le jayenge,god ko riswat de kar tumko vi uper bulayenge or dono milkar kurkure khayenge.
You know biggest irony of marriage is that, Woman expects man to change & they don't & Man expects woman not to change & they do!
TWINKLE TWINKLE LITTLE STAR HOW I WONDER WHAT U ARE IF U KNOW WHAT U R THEN MENTAL HOSPITAL IS NOT SO FAR
Tum haste raho, nachte raho, muskurate raho, sada khil khilate raho, khush raho aur gungunate raho, mera kya hai, log tumhe hi pagal samzhenge....
Luv and Kuch are going to a village & in between comes A well. Luv falls into the well. Why??? Because Luv (love) is blind !!!!! Now , Kuch also jumps inside. Why?? Because Luv ke liye saala kuch bhi karega!!!!