When you are in love

When you are in love
When you are in love, you wish you were married. When you are married, you wish you were in love.
  

Jan, 13 2012     97 chars (1 sms)     1022 views       Funny

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me aur meri tanhayee aksar ye baatein karte hai,ki tum hoti to aisa hota,tum hoti to vaisa hota,aur tum na hoti to paisa hota.
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Medical shayri: When you breathe,you respire Wah wah! When you breathe, you respire; Wah wah,kya baat hai When you don't breathe,you Expire...
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