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When you are in love
When you are in love, you wish you were married. When you are married, you wish you were in love.
  
Jan, 13 2012     97 chars (1 sms)     1029 views       Funny

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Why do U think I
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The japanese hav
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************** Give one english
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Tumhaara intezaar karte
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Husband sitting near
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After a passionate kiss
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U hav cute eyes
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Once god came
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Tere dar par sanam
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