Ur very specil for

Ur very specil for
Ur very specil for me, i'm very concerned abt ur safety . But i can't be with u always . So please , take care me yourself when u Jump from 1 Tree 2 another!
  

Jan, 13 2012     157 chars (1 sms)     870 views       Funny

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