SMS ka sangrah karke

SMS ka sangrah karke
SMS ka sangrah karke kya paayega vats...? Balance ka moh tyag aur sms kar... Mitron se sampark banaye rakhne se hi moksha ki prapti hogi... Swami Messageanand.
  

Jan, 14 2012     159 chars (1 sms)     919 views       Funny

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Wife looks in mirror & says:"I Look HORRIBLE, FAT & UGLY! Say somethng nice to me dear!"Husband:"UR EYESIGHT IS PERFECT"
God made a daylight n is called “SUN”, God made a entertatemaint n is called “FUN”, God made a nightlight n is called “MOON”, God made a U n is called “CARTOON”,
Beta bola "papa papa mujhe bandar dekhna hai". Papa bole, "Nahi bete, abhi nahi". "Papa kyon ?" .......... "Bete abhi bandar SMS padh raha hai"
dil bechen he aaj kal mera jab se jiyada aane laga he mobile ka bill mera
Socha tha har mode pet era intezaar karenge. Par kambakht sadak hi sidhi nikli.
wen i go wrong , need ur hand 2 correct, wen emotions bust out, need ur hand 2 catch, wen i win, need ur hand 2 pat. in short “YA HATH MUJHE DE DE THAKUR
To b happy with a man,love him a little n understand him a lot.To b happy with a woman,love her a lot n DO NOT TRY to understand her.
Tumhaara intezaar karte karte, main so gaya Yeh dekho mera connection, time out ho gaya
Monday went on Tuesday 2 Wednesday and asked Thursday whether Friday has told Saturday that Sunday is a holiday. Have a Great Sunday...
Teachers are those who help us in resolving problems which, without them, we wouldn't have.
Its RAININ these days & m sure u must b vry happy. U mst b feelin lik go out, drench urself,sing songs, splash watr & hav fun. Rite? EvRy Frog feels d same!!
Fathr to son aftr xam:Let me c ur report card...Son:My frend just took it to scare his parents!!!