SMS ka sangrah karke

SMS ka sangrah karke
SMS ka sangrah karke kya paayega vats...? Balance ka moh tyag aur sms kar... Mitron se sampark banaye rakhne se hi moksha ki prapti hogi... Swami Messageanand.
  

Jan, 14 2012     159 chars (1 sms)     869 views       Funny

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All married men say after yrs of marriage that,My marriage is made of trust & understanding.She doesn't trust me & I dont understand her
The day you were born, God created BPL Believe in the Best, and the day I was born, God created Sansui Better than the Beat.
Emotional Comedy:Dil ko pata tha wo jarur ayegi,dil ko pata tha wo jarur ayegi..par kabi socha na tha k surprise me wo apna Husband 7 layegi
A person askd luv kab hota hai?A lover said-Jab time khrab ho,aap par shani Bhaari ho,Bhagwan ka aapke maje lene ka mann ho Tab luv hota hai
Promise Me That We Are True Friends Like: I AM THE SEA,YOU R THE FISH, I AM THE SKY,YOU R THE STAR, I AM THE TREE,YOU R THE MONKEY...
When hand stop.. lips work.. when lips stop...eyes work.. When eyes stop,heart works... when heart stop... abe MAAMU TU TAPAK GAYA HAI
Child 2 d sales girl in a sweet shop, Will u marry me wen i grow up. Girl smiled & said : Yes Child: Can u give Ur future husband a free chocolate...
Teacher : usne khudkhushi kar li, use khudkhushi karni padi, farak batao student : pehla padha likha berojgar tha, dusra shadi-suda tha
If U sneeze once, Think I'm remembering you. If you sneeze twice, Think I want to Meet U. If U sneeze thrice, Think I'm Missing You. 4th Time, Fool Take A Tablet !
Ek pal me kabhi ye duniya simat jati hai to kabhi bikhar jati hai. ek pal me jindgi chal pdti hai to kabhi tham jati hai. ek pal me hansati hai to kabhi rulati hai aur kabhi to ek pal me zindgi ke sare mayane samjha jati hai.
If u see the moon,u can see the beauty of god. If u see the Sun,u can see the power of god. If u see the mirror,u can see the comedy of god!
I finally got my past, present and future tenses correct today. I loved you. I love you. I will love you forever!