Mere dost ki ek

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Mere dost ki ek
Mere dost ki ek saheli thi,dosti hui to paheli thi,pyar hua to jaan hatheli pe thi,aur shadi hui to pata chalagrant road ki CHAMELI thi.
  
Jan, 13 2012     136 chars (1 sms)     1008 views       Funny

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