Honey Said,"I'm

Honey Said,"I'm
Honey Said,"I'm D Sweetest In D World".God Laughed & Said, "Wait, U've Not Met D Person Reading Dis sMs"Moral-"Even God Lie'
  

Jan, 13 2012     124 chars (1 sms)     974 views       Funny

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Slogan written on a bald man's T-shrt GOD MADE SUM PERFECT HEADS ON D REST HE PUT HAIR 2 HIDE HIS MISTAKE
I Wrote your Name on the Sand, It got Washed Away.I Wrote your Name in Air,It got Blownaway. So I Wrote your Name in my Heart, Saala Heart Attack aa gaya
teacher : usne khudkhushi kar li, use khudkhushi karni padi, farak batao student : pehla padha likha berojgar tha, dusra shadi-suda tha
How do you express two words,with exactly the opposite meanings,in a single sentence...?Any guesses?No?Say:"HAPPILY MARRIED"
Some One Is Loving you; Caring for you; Watching over you; Protecting you Guess Who? Neighbour's Dog
Question-What is the difference between vaade and yaadein? Answer- Vaade- "Hum todte hai." Yaadein- "Hamein todti hai."
When u feel sad.... To cheer up just go to the mirror and say, "damn I am really so cute" u will overcome your sadness. But don't make this a habit..... Coz liars go to hell !!!!
I think drinking and driving is terrible. You always spill it when you change gears...
Hamari dua hai aapko KRISH ka josh,UMRAOJAN ka pyar.BABUL ka dular MUNNA BHAI ki jhappi,DHOOM KI bike,VIVAH ki wife aur DON ki life mile..
Heartbeats are countless, spirits are ageless, dreams are endless, memories are timeless A friend like YOU shameless. Oops . Sorry priceless!!
Tumhaara intezaar karte karte, main so gaya Yeh dekho mera connection, time out ho gaya
************** Kya bindas hava chal raheli hai, birdy gana ga rahele hain, Cow log grass eat rahele hain, shane log SMS kar rahele hain aur dhakkan log SMS padh rahele hain... **************