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Honey Said,"I'm
Honey Said,"I'm D Sweetest In D World".God Laughed & Said, "Wait, U've Not Met D Person Reading Dis sMs"Moral-"Even God Lie'
  

Jan, 13 2012     124 chars (1 sms)     986 views       Funny

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karo shri ganpati bapa ke darshan papiyon ko nahin dikhte!
It is difficult to understand GOD. He makes such beautiful things as women..and then he turns them into Wives
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