dil bechen he aaj

dil bechen he aaj
dil bechen he aaj kal mera jab se jiyada aane laga he mobile ka bill mera
  

Jan, 14 2012     73 chars (1 sms)     760 views       Funny

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When u read my sms,SWEETER when u read and smile,but u look sweetest when u read ,smile and reply,so try to look sweetest
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