Scientists are trying to figure out how long a person can live without brain. Please tell them your age!

Sun wouldn’t be red, Sea wouldn’t be blue, I wouldn’t be happy, Without disturbing u.

Agar apne DIMAG ko test karna ho to Gai k samne le jao..Agar wo dur gai to samajh lena ki dimag me GOBAR hai Agar pas ayi to Bhusa he

Alcohol doesn't solve any problems, but then again, neither does milk.

Boys have fun by teasing girls, Then girls cry 4 few minutes Girl hav fun by loving boys, Then boy cry 4 life time! Funny but it's fact

In a park two lovers eating chips by lookin into each other eyes. Girl: dear wht r u thinking at this moment? Boy:I think u r eating more chips than me.

Ek pal me kabhi ye duniya simat jati hai to kabhi bikhar jati hai. ek pal me jindgi chal pdti hai to kabhi tham jati hai. ek pal me hansati hai to kabhi rulati hai aur kabhi to ek pal me zindgi ke sare mayane samjha jati hai.

I Wrote your Name on the Sand, It got Washed Away.I Wrote your Name in Air,It got Blownaway. So I Wrote your Name in my Heart, Saala Heart Attack aa gaya

Jara sambhal ke chalna,jyada bhari cheez nahi uthana,apna khayal rakhna, khana thik se khana, kyunki 9wa mahina shuru Ho gaya hai. Happy September.

Son:I wana tel u something Dad: Its not gud 2 talk while eating(After eating) Dad: Now tell me Son: There was a Cockroach in ur food!

Don't marry AIRTEL girl, she will do magic on u. Don't marry BSNL girl, she has connections with all Indians. Don't marry IDEA girl, she touches u tomorrow, not today. Don't marry RELIANCE girl, she takes u in her mutthi mein. Marry only HUTCH girl, she follows u where ever u go

Someone asked me about ur age. Well, I said: “The way u dress-19, ur skin-15, the way u speak-20, the way u walk-18. in total u look 72 years old.