Hum bhi smart..Aap bhi smart..Hum bhi Gud Looking..Aap bhi Gud Looking..Bus 1 Chota sa fark hai...Hum DIL se saaf,Aap DIMAAG se.

ALCOHOLcontains FEMALE HORMONESProof:After drinkng, men gain weighttalk unnecesarilyBcome extra emotional& start fighting wthout any reason

Boys go to college to develop the mind, girls go to college to catch them before this happens.

You know biggest irony of marriage is that, Woman expects man to change & they don't & Man expects woman not to change & they do!

Beautiful flowers die…. Nice stories end…… Lovely songs fade…….. .. Momeries are forgotten… .. All things comes to end….. But people like YOU always remain forever ….. ….. ….. BECAUSE GHOSTS NEVER DIE

i want u 2 know dat our friendship means alot 2 me.U cry i cry.U lauf i lauf.U jump out of da window... I look down & den... i lauf again

Height of Unemployment Board in Frnt of a Reputed Software Company"BEGGARS WITH PLATE & FRESHERS WITH RESUME N0T ALLOWED!!!"

Mobile repair krne walay ko loose motion ho jaye to wo kaisey explain karega? Doctr sahab subah se missed calls aa rahi hain,outgoing main taklif ho rhi ha.Subah se naye naye ringtone baj rahe hain. or pait main balance nahin bach raha, jitna b recharge kro utna kharach ho rha hai

What will be the girl's name born on 1st of APRIL? Guess Guess Guess Guess "FOOLAN DEVI..

LADKIYAN nahi to college bekar,Sugar nahi to Coffee bekaar,Love nahi to Life bekaar, Moon nahi to Sky bekaar.aur Tum nahi to....Zoo bekaar

Which buildings has the most stories?..........The Library..

If ur world is spining Round & Round..& Round….Ur heart is beating fast ,do u think its LOVE? na Munna na its called high B/P…