Duniya mein bewafai

Duniya mein bewafai
Duniya mein bewafai aam baat hai,Ab Sooraj ko hi dekh lo niklta Roshni ke saath hai,Rehta Kiran ke saath hai,Aur jaata Sandhya ke saath hai....
  

Jan, 14 2012     143 chars (1 sms)     1236 views       Funny

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