A prsn who surrenders

A prsn who surrenders
A prsn who surrenders whn he's wrong, is honest. A prsn who surrenders whn nt sure,is wise. A prsn who surrenders evn whn he's rite, he's husband !
  

Jan, 13 2012     147 chars (1 sms)     725 views       Funny

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