First Person: My

First Person: My
First Person: My Mom does Service.second person:my mom doesnt play tennis
  

Jan, 13 2012     73 chars (1 sms)     919 views       Funny

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First Person: My Mom does Service.second person:my mom doesnt play tennis
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