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First Person: My Mom does Service.second person:my mom doesnt play tennis
  
Jan, 13 2012     73 chars (1 sms)     927 views       Funny

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I saw six men
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if I was a Painter
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Q :- How do you
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Khidki se dekha
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Wat is difference
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It's important to
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SITA k vanvas jaane
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Who walks wth
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Nurse: A beautiful
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How to catch
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