First Person: My

First Person: My
First Person: My Mom does Service.second person:my mom doesnt play tennis
  

Jan, 13 2012     73 chars (1 sms)     815 views       Funny

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In the corridor of a govt office was a signboard that read,"Do not make a noise"Someone added the following"Otherwise we may wake up"...
mat kiya karo dear, mom hoti hai near, papa se lagta hai fear, baat nahi hoti hai clear. Isliye sms karo dear, without fear n very clear.
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