Yesterday I decided

Yesterday I decided
Yesterday I decided to SUICIDE...I went to railway track 2 die...& then ur msg came...I thought "Jab tere jaise log jee rahe hai to main kyon maru"..!!
  

Jan, 13 2012     151 chars (1 sms)     1574 views       Funny

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A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z isme 1 missing hai?2 times padhte ho..sharam nhi aati?ABCD me "1" kaha aata hai?
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A tactful wife is one who makes sure she spends so much that her husband cant afford another woman. . .
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Flirting is the only job in the world that a man cannot include in his biodata despite having years of experience and number of references
Fathr to son aftr xam:Let me c ur report card...Son:My frend just took it to scare his parents!!!
so,sweet ur smile. so,sweet ur style. so sweet ur voice. u c how sweetly i lie.
1960s Girl: Pehla pehla pyar hai, chhai bahar hae, aja more sajna tera intzar hy. 2004 Girl: dusra/teesra pyar hai. dil bekrar hai, aja morey sajna varna chautha tayyar hai.