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Yesterday I decided
Yesterday I decided to SUICIDE...I went to railway track 2 die...& then ur msg came...I thought "Jab tere jaise log jee rahe hai to main kyon maru"..!!
  
Jan, 13 2012     151 chars (1 sms)     990 views       Funny

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Whats the most confusing
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A devoted husband
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woh bhi kya din
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If i had gone 4
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Nurse: A beautiful
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I think drinking
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How can one reduce
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A baby fish asked
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