Yesterday I decided

Yesterday I decided to SUICIDE...I went to railway track 2 die...& then ur msg came...I thought "Jab tere jaise log jee rahe hai to main kyon maru"..!!

Jan, 13 2012 151 chars (1 sms) 1005 views Funny

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A kid went 2school

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After a passionate kiss

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Husband sitting near

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To b happy with

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If Reliance group launches

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A student attached

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SITA k vanvas jaane

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Kabhi Kehta Tha Dost

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Several women appeared

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One day I'll die

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if a wife cries

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Agar apne DIMAG

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