Yesterday I decided

Yesterday I decided
Yesterday I decided to SUICIDE...I went to railway track 2 die...& then ur msg came...I thought "Jab tere jaise log jee rahe hai to main kyon maru"..!!
  

Jan, 13 2012     151 chars (1 sms)     1628 views       Funny

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sharab hai to mai-khane banee, husna hai to dewane banee, ap me bhe koi khaas baat hai tabhe to pagalkhane banee
PLEASE DON'T SEND ME CHEAP MESSAGES COS I AM FROM A RICH FAMILY. WE ARE IN THE IRON AND STEEL BUSINESS, MY BROTHER IRONS AND I STEAL
When i was sad you were there. When i was crying you were there. When i was unhappy you were there. Now i have understood ki sare fasad ki jad tu hai
I mixed RUM in water and got drunk. I mixed BRANDY in water and got drunk. I mixed WHISKY in water and got drunk again. Now I have decided never to drink water again !!!
Unmarried girl got pregnant went to insurance office for claim.Officer:ur policy covers sickness,accident,not pregnancy.Girl: it was an accident
zindagi behal hai ,sur hai na tal hai,msg box bhi kangal hai,kya apke sms factory me hadtal hai, yar kuch bhi bhejo, ye mere mobile ki zindagi ka sawal hai...
While walking down the street, I heard an old man say "I've been in love with the same woman for almost 50 years now." I was touched until I heard him say "I wish she knew."
Tere dar par sanam hazaar baar aayenge. Tere dar par sanam hazaar baar aayenge. Tere dar par sanam hazaar baar aayenge. Ghanti bajayenge aur bhag jayenge.
When you are in love, you wish you were married. When you are married, you wish you were in love.
************** I like watching you, I like to spend my time with you But you are always surrounded by others As you are the main attaraction of the ZOO!!! **************
Which buildings has the most stories?..........The Library..
Full Form of Girl-G-Gossipe me sabse aage,I-Innocent sirf shakal se,R-Rone ki automatic machine,L-Ladai me sabki maa.