Yesterday I decided

Yesterday I decided
Yesterday I decided to SUICIDE...I went to railway track 2 die...& then ur msg came...I thought "Jab tere jaise log jee rahe hai to main kyon maru"..!!
  

Jan, 13 2012     151 chars (1 sms)     1437 views       Funny

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