Yesterday I decided

Yesterday I decided
Yesterday I decided to SUICIDE...I went to railway track 2 die...& then ur msg came...I thought "Jab tere jaise log jee rahe hai to main kyon maru"..!!
  

Jan, 13 2012     151 chars (1 sms)     1430 views       Funny

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Company kee ladkiyaan sunder hain Aur lonely hain... Problem ye hai ki bus voh READ-ONLY hain...
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Position of a husband is like a split AC. No matter how loud it is outside, but inside the house, it is designed to remain silent.
Jara sambhal ke chalna,jyada bhari cheez nahi uthana,apna khayal rakhna, khana thik se khana, kyunki 9wa mahina shuru Ho gaya hai. Happy September.
when u feel lonely and alone and could not see any one around you………..; The word seems to be fading away.. ……come along with me..i will take u to an eye Specialist
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I saw six men kicking and punching the mother in law. My neighbour saidAre you going to help?I said No six should be enough.
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Wats d diff btwn Pongal n idly?think.think..think...U ll get a holiday for pongal but not for idly.
Boys go to college to develop the mind, girls go to college to catch them before this happens.
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Patni=Suno ji, doctor ne mujhe ek mahine ke aaram ke liye kisi Hill station par jane ko kaha hai,hum kaha jayenge? Pati=Dusre Dr. ke Paas..