Yesterday I decided

Yesterday I decided to SUICIDE...I went to railway track 2 die...& then ur msg came...I thought "Jab tere jaise log jee rahe hai to main kyon maru"..!!

Jan, 13 2012 151 chars (1 sms) 953 views Funny

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1 aadmi ne 100

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Wisest thought of the

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Wife looks in mirror

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Girl To Her Boy

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I LIKE U..

I LIKE U.. I REALLY LIKE U... I LIKE U VERY MUCH..., I REALLY LIKE U..., KYONKI GEETA MEIN LIKHA HAI..., PAAP SE NAFRAT KARO PAAPI SE NAHI

Gud Morning… Kindly

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How did an intelligent

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Jab koi baat bigad

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Apne Teacherz Ki

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Laila ki shadi mey

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PLEASE DON'T SEND

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Flirting is the only

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