PJ TIME..Beat dis one..Aasmaan ko alvida kaise kaho ge...??...TATA sky...--

A boy wrote Luv letter wid BLOOD 2 a Medical girl & said Khat ka jawab Zarur dena, Girl replied: Blood group B+ Haemoglobin 8gm, Sugar-120

Ur smile can be compared with flowers, Ur voice can be compared with cuckoo, Ur innocence can be compared with a child, But in foolishness u have no comparisons.

I finally got my past, present and future tenses correct today. I loved you. I love you. I will love you forever!

Fathr to son aftr xam:Let me c ur report card...Son:My frend just took it to scare his parents!!!

Do u know wat is the reason for unemployment in our country? Ans: Population. Do u know d reason for population in our country? Ans: Unemployment...

Wife- i will die. Husband- i will also die. Wife- Why do you want 2 die? husband- bcoz ma itni khushi bardasht nahi kar sakta:!

Namaskar ! Jago baalak, Surya uday ho chuka hai, Pavitra snan purn karke, mata pita k charan chu k, sundar ladkiyo k darshan par nikal pado.

How can U cut a road?Hint: Hee hee ha haNai samje?:-)By smiling!Haste-2 kat jae raste, zindagi yuhi chalti raheSo keep smiling!

Mobile repair krne walay ko loose motion ho jaye to wo kaisey explain karega? Doctr sahab subah se missed calls aa rahi hain,outgoing main taklif ho rhi ha.Subah se naye naye ringtone baj rahe hain. or pait main balance nahin bach raha, jitna b recharge kro utna kharach ho rha hai

Agar apne DIMAG ko test karna ho to Gai k samne le jao..Agar wo dur gai to samajh lena ki dimag me GOBAR hai Agar pas ayi to Bhusa he

Always keep a picture of your wife in your purse.Look at it when you are in trouble.You will feel that other problems are not as big as this one!