All tragedies are

All tragedies are finished by a death.. All comedies are finished by a marriage..

Jan, 13 2012 81 chars (1 sms) 1010 views Funny

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Kya apki skin dhool mitti se affect ho rahi hai?to har roj subah lagaiye"ASIAN PAINT"jo dhool ko tikne na de...

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Help a man when he

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It takes 15 trees

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Breaking News: Latest

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If paper is vry tuf

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************** I like watching

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How to catch

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Sun makes moon

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God:I cant be

God:I cant be everywhere so i created Mother!!Evil:I too cant b everywhere so i created Mother-in-Law

Who walks wth

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SOMETIMES U MAY

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All tragedies are

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