aap hamari galli

aap hamari galli
aap hamari galli mein aaye thore sharmaye thore ghabraye thore sa myskaraye phir zoor se chillaye Aalu cholay masalay walay.
  

Jan, 14 2012     124 chars (1 sms)     896 views       Funny

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