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Student scared of
Student scared of a thrashing bcz of poor marks did not go home and joind royal challengers bangalore! Why??Bcz they dont beat anyone.
  
Jan, 13 2012     134 chars (1 sms)     916 views       Funny

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The japanese hav
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Question-What is the
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The three dreams
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When you are in love, you wish you were married. When you are married, you wish you were in love.
You are one of the most
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Alcohol doesn't solve
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Life is difficult,full of
Life is difficult,full of trials,sorrow,pain,but if u fall down,just stand up straight be confident & say .....+*+**DHAKKA KISNE MARA BE**+*+.....
The Japanese have
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Sun makes moon
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