Student scared of

Student scared of a thrashing bcz of poor marks did not go home and joind royal challengers bangalore! Why??Bcz they dont beat anyone.

Jan, 13 2012 134 chars (1 sms) 844 views Funny

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The wise never

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10% of road accidents

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Old people used

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I finally got my past

I finally got my past, present and future tenses correct today. I loved you. I love you. I will love you forever!

U cAn control ur

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so,sweet ur

so,sweet ur smile. so,sweet ur style. so sweet ur voice. u c how sweetly i lie.

Lost in a zoo

Lost in a zoo I saw many animals.. Mouse BIRD Monkey ...! U 2

Ansu aap ka

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The last fight

The last fight was my fault. My wife asked, 'What's on the TV?'... said, 'Dust!'

If u r married

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Tere gum me tarap

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Tumhaara intezaar karte

Tumhaara intezaar karte karte, main so gaya Yeh dekho mera connection, time out ho gaya

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