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If i had gone 4 brain transplantation i have chosen ur brain b'coz i want 2 use the brain that is never used b4

Stress is when you wake up and realises that you haven't slept yet.

************** Aapki yaad mein meine kalam uthai, Liya kakaz aur tasveer aapki banai. Socha tha dil se laga ke rakhen us tasveer ko, par vo toh bachcho ko daranye ke kaam aayi. **************

The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once.

A man in US kicks a dog to death which was abt to bite a lady.Paper reports:US citizen saves lady frm dog.Man says I'm not U.S citizen.So reprt changd,foreign hero saves lady frm dogMan says he is frm Pak Nxt days headlines:Terorist attacks local dog.

Manjil ki taraf badte chalo, jo dil kahe usi rah ko chuno... peechhe walo ko aage na jane do aur jo aage hai usse aage niklo, tabhi 1 acche driver banoge.....

A man said his credit card was stolen but he decided not to report it since the thief was spending much less than his wife did.

Jis tarha heere ko heera katta hai… Sone ko sona katta hai…Lohe ko loha katta hai.. Theek usi tarha dekh lena ek din.. Tumhe kutta katega…

In the corridor of a govt office was a signboard that read,"Do not make a noise"Someone added the following"Otherwise we may wake up"...

Q: What kind of food does a race horse eat? A: Fast food

What will be the girl's name born on 1st of APRIL? Guess Guess Guess Guess "FOOLAN DEVI..