Shhhh. Dont go outside

Shhhh. Dont go outside
Shhhh. Dont go outside. Even dont talk loudly for the next one hour, please I am again warning you please and dont be so loud .. The dog catching van is on duty!!!
  

Jan, 13 2012     163 chars (2 sms)     879 views       Funny

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