Shhhh. Dont go outside

Shhhh. Dont go outside. Even dont talk loudly for the next one hour, please I am again warning you please and dont be so loud .. The dog catching van is on duty!!!

Jan, 13 2012 163 chars (2 sms) 1057 views Funny

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Shhhh. Dont go outside

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