If ur world is

If ur world is spining Round & Round..& Round….Ur heart is beating fast ,do u think its LOVE? na Munna na its called high B/P…

Jan, 13 2012 126 chars (1 sms) 938 views Funny

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1 Bhakt Ashram

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Conducting a Blood

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If Reliance group launches

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Funny but fact

Funny but fact...Boys and Girls get into love because of misundrstandingAnd they break up because of understanding.

Luv and Kuch

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Heartbeats are countless

Heartbeats are countless, spirits are ageless, dreams are endless, memories are timeless A friend like YOU shameless. Oops . Sorry priceless!!

A person askd

A person askd luv kab hota hai?A lover said-Jab time khrab ho,aap par shani Bhaari ho,Bhagwan ka aapke maje lene ka mann ho Tab luv hota hai

Vajpayee was talking

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Unlike others, your

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First the engagement

First the engagement ring, then the wedding ring, then the suffering.

MACHAR MARNE KA

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if a wife cries

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