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If ur world is
If ur world is spining Round & Round..& Round….Ur heart is beating fast ,do u think its LOVE? na Munna na its called high B/P…
  
Jan, 13 2012     126 chars (1 sms)     967 views       Funny

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Hello, this is GOD
Hello, this is GOD. I make few bad creations but you are the worst monster I ever realised. My apologies on behalf of the whole world.
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ek din Tarzan
ek din Tarzan Jangal me ja raha tha usne maraa huaa cheeta dekha or bola oh my God MY New under wear
How did an intelligent
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Do u know wat is
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Girl To Her Boy
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A person askd
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Exams are like GIRL FRIENDS
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Wife- i will die
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It is difficult to
It is difficult to understand GOD. He makes such beautiful things as women..and then he turns them into Wives
Q kiSike khyalo
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