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Breaking News: BATA has innovated and started BOOKINGS of new shoes which have GPS system so that they doesn't miss the target when thrown at politicians
  

Jan, 13 2012     153 chars (1 sms)     922 views       Funny

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Ever since I met u I learn lots of thing 4rm u.I did not understand how n why. Den 2dy I heard"THE WISE PEOPLE LEARN MORE FROM FOOLS"!!
happy birthday to u!!! tum yahi soch rahe ho na, ki aaj tumhara birthday nahi hai, to maine wish kyon kiya? arre, message mera, phone mera, paise mere,... meri marji, yaar!
Winter comes again and again. Summer comes again and again, but a person like u never comes again and again because God never makes a mistake again and again.
When I cry no 1 see my tears..when I m woried none see my pain..when I m happy none see my smile..But Yaar1 Ladki ke sath ghuma to saala sabne dekh liya.!
Without u ,life is black and white Without u ,the world is no hops no light Without u t can't go left or right Without u i lose my sight Thank u my glasses
What is the thinnest book in the world? What Men Know About Women
Question-What is the difference between vaade and yaadein? Answer- Vaade- "Hum todte hai." Yaadein- "Hamein todti hai."
Someone asked me about ur age. Well, I said: “The way u dress-19, ur skin-15, the way u speak-20, the way u walk-18. in total u look 72 years old.
One day I'll die & go out of ur life forever,thn plz do buy sum nice & beutful flowers 4 my grave frm the money which u r savinG
Teacher : usne khudkhushi kar li, use khudkhushi karni padi, farak batao student : pehla padha likha berojgar tha, dusra shadi-suda tha
1 day u'll B srprisd 2 c ME beside U. U & ME laughing, U & ME crying, U & ME dreaming, U & ME holding on, U & ME... just U & ME sitting in a MENTAL HOSPITAL & ME CHECKING U.
Help a man when he is in trouble and he will remember you when he is in trouble again.