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Like energy, love

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Find keys in

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First the engagement

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You are one of the most

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if a wife cries

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Laila ki shadi mey

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I saw six men

I saw six men kicking and punching the mother in law. My neighbour saidAre you going to help?I said No six should be enough.

Lips jab lips se

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