so Sweet is ur

so Sweet is ur SMILE???so Sweet is ur STYLE???so Sweet is ur VOICE???so Sweet is ur EYE?????see…how Sweetly I LIE

Jan, 13 2012 113 chars (1 sms) 1414 views Funny

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Chandni raat thi

Chandni raat thi,nadi ka kinara tha,asman me taro ka nazara tha,premi ne pyar se muskarate hue premika se kaha..."Darling..beedi piogi

Ek conductor ki shadi

Ek conductor ki shadi ho rahi thi, jab Dulhn phero ke waqt uske pas akar baithi to vo bola thoda pas ho k baith, ek sawari or baith sakti hai

What is diff

What is diff b/w Orange and Apple? Think! ? Color of Orange is Orange but Color of Apple is not Apple

whats d diff betwen

whats d diff betwen problem,talent & skill?2 boys luv 1 grl =problem!1 boy luvs 2 grls =talent!If the two lovers r sisters each other then that is skill..

Telling A Lie Is

Telling A Lie Is A Fault 4 A Little Child,An Art 4 A Lover, An Accomplishment 4 A Bachelor & 4 A Married Man It's A Matter Of Survival..

sharab hai to

sharab hai to mai-khane banee, husna hai to dewane banee, ap me bhe koi khaas baat hai tabhe to pagalkhane banee

Wisest thought of the

Wisest thought of the century:"Men wouldn't be going to hell for lying if women didnt ask so many questions..."

Nurse: A beautiful

Nurse: A beautiful woman who holds your hand for one full minute and then expects your pulse to be normal.

Socha tha har

Socha tha har mode pet era intezaar karenge. Par kambakht sadak hi sidhi nikli.

Kripya Dhyan de

Kripya Dhyan de....... Dhayan dene ke liye Dhanyavad ha ha ha............

Great Calculation: Only

Great Calculation: Only 20% boys have brains. Rest have Girlfriends

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