In the morning I do not eat because I think of you, at noon I do not eat because I think of you, in the evening I do not eat because I think of you, at night I do not sleep because I am hungry.
Next generation Child will sing in school: Twinkle twinkle little star, I just went to royal bar, Whisky rates are up so high, So drink beer with chicken fry.
1 aadmi ne 100 times blood donate kar k record banaya Blood bank walo ne uski wife ko bhi prize diya ye kehte hue ki "Apne nahi piya, tabhi to Humne liya."
College is for knowledge, knowledge is for life, Life is for wife, but wife is a knife which cuts your life, So never choose your wife in college life..
Shhhh. Dont go outside. Even dont talk loudly for the next one hour, please I am again warning you please and dont be so loud .. The dog catching van is on duty!!!
Think why u r so sweet,why u r so intelligent,why u r so lucky,why u r so blessed,why u r so beautiful..simple muzse fship ki hai to thoda faida to hoga hi.
