so Sweet is ur

so Sweet is ur
so Sweet is ur SMILE???so Sweet is ur STYLE???so Sweet is ur VOICE???so Sweet is ur EYE?????see…how Sweetly I LIE
  

Jan, 13 2012     113 chars (1 sms)     1454 views       Funny

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