The Japanese have produced a camera that has such a fast shutter speed it can take a picture of a woman with her mouth shut!

Heartbeats are countless, spirits are ageless, dreams are endless, memories are timeless A friend like YOU shameless. Oops . Sorry priceless!!

WHY INDIA IS IN TROUBLE...POPULATION :100 CR. RETIRED =9 CR. CENTRAL GOVT=17CR. STATE GOVT=30 CR(BOTH DONT WORK).I.T. Professional =1 cr. (dont work for india).In school = 25 cr.under 5 yr.age= 1 cr. Unemployed= 15 cr.In hospital= 1.2 cr.Statics u find 7999998 person any time in jail.Then balance 2 r U me . U R BUSY IN PHILOSOPICAL THINKING. How can I handle INDIA ALONE?

A baby fish asked her mother: Y can't we live on earth? Mother Fish: Earth is not the place for FISH, it's made for selfish

70% of College studnts in d world r sufferin 4m AIDS. Can't blive, Bt itz true...! AIDS: Attendnce & Internal Marks Deficiency Syndrom

Scientists are trying to figure out how long a person can live without brain. Please tell them your age!

Nazar mili usse jab wo akeli thi , dosti hui to wo meri saheli thi, pyar hua to wo ek paheli thi, Shadi hui to pata chala wo us area ki chameli thi.

A Fantastic ad in the paper "Come Via_Agra"... and see man's greatest erection for a woman.... . . "The Taj Mahal"...!

KOI DOSTI ME PITA HE,KOI DARD ME PITA HE,KOI GAM ME PITA HE,HAM TO IS LIYE PITE HE KYU KI...MANGO FRUITY 5 KA 2 MILATA HE…

Alibaba or 40 chor the AbAlibaba or 30 Chor ho gye Pucho q?ThinkRecession boss!10 chorKo nikal Diya

If i had gone 4 brain transplantation i have chosen ur brain b'coz i want 2 use the brain that is never used b4

Lost in a zoo I saw many animals.. Mouse BIRD Monkey ...! U 2