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Jan, 14 2012 108 chars (1 sms) 1082 views Funny

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What is dSimilarity between a Successful Acountantand anAttractive Girl?...both r very conscious about their 'FIGURES'

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Behind every successful man, there is a woman And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two woman.

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Kripya Dhyan de....... Dhayan dene ke liye Dhanyavad ha ha ha............

How can U cut

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Taj Mahal kya

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Full Form of Girl

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Could u fax me

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If A Boy Givs

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Alcohol doesn't solve

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Defination of a NURSE

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Do u know similarity

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