Bazu-o-mein dum

Bazu-o-mein dum
Bazu-o-mein dum rakhta hun, Dil mein gum rakhta hun, Pata tha SMS ayega tera, Isliye DISPRIN sang rakhta hun
  

Jan, 14 2012     108 chars (1 sms)     1291 views       Funny

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