Bazu-o-mein dum

Bazu-o-mein dum
Bazu-o-mein dum rakhta hun, Dil mein gum rakhta hun, Pata tha SMS ayega tera, Isliye DISPRIN sang rakhta hun
  

Jan, 14 2012     108 chars (1 sms)     1117 views       Funny

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rat 2 baje kisi ne bajai bel rat 2 baje kisi ne bajai bel mene gate khola to watchman bola all is well
Heartbeats are countless, spirits are ageless, dreams are endless, memories are timeless A friend like YOU shameless. Oops . Sorry priceless!!
Sun wouldn’t be red, Sea wouldn’t be blue, I wouldn’t be happy, Without disturbing u.
Kripya Dhyan de....... Dhayan dene ke liye Dhanyavad ha ha ha............
Aaj kal ki Ladkiyo ke kapde...Yaha se Less,Waha se Less,Kabhi SleevLesstoKabhi BackLessaurKoi Ladka Ghur ke Dekhe to Bolti hai.."Oh, How Mannerless.
Phone na kia karo DEAR Mama hoti hain NEAR Papa se lagta hai FEAR Bat nahi hoti CLEAR Dewaro k b hote hain EAR Isliye SMS karo DEAR no FEAR n everything CLEAR
U r ACENT of my life, ALTO of my dreams, IKON of my eyes ,Zen of my thoughts, INDICA of my joy, LANCER of my heart…In simple ,u r the traffic jam of my heart…