Bazu-o-mein dum

Bazu-o-mein dum rakhta hun, Dil mein gum rakhta hun, Pata tha SMS ayega tera, Isliye DISPRIN sang rakhta hun

Jan, 14 2012 108 chars (1 sms) 958 views Funny

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