Don't marry AIRTEL

Don't marry AIRTEL girl, she will do magic on u. Don't marry BSNL girl, she has connections with all Indians. Don't marry IDEA girl, she touches u tomorrow, not today. Don't marry RELIANCE girl, she takes u in her mutthi mein. Marry only HUTCH girl, she follows u where ever u go

Jan, 14 2012 279 chars (2 sms) 1473 views Funny

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Don't marry AIRTEL

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