Don't marry AIRTEL

Don't marry AIRTEL
Don't marry AIRTEL girl, she will do magic on u. Don't marry BSNL girl, she has connections with all Indians. Don't marry IDEA girl, she touches u tomorrow, not today. Don't marry RELIANCE girl, she takes u in her mutthi mein. Marry only HUTCH girl, she follows u where ever u go
  

Jan, 14 2012     279 chars (2 sms)     1382 views       Funny

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