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Jan, 13 2012     72 chars (1 sms)     1032 views       Funny

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Always keep a picture of your wife in your purse.Look at it when you are in trouble.You will feel that other problems are not as big as this one!
No matter how high the sky is, How deep the ocean is, How strong the wind is, How wide the river is, I just want to tell YOU…. They’re none of YOUR BUSINESS
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I've been arrested for bein the ugliest person in usa, can u cum down the police station and show them it's a mistake?
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