Mon to Sun, From Jan To Dec, From birth till my death, my feelings 4 u have never changed. For me, you've always been a headache!

Q : what is the full form of maths ?Think A : mentally affected teacher harrasing students.

Promise me v r true frindz, i’m lamp ur lite, i’m coke ur sprite, i’m saawan u r baadal, i’m normal ur pagal. ha ha ha

Son:I wana tel u something Dad: Its not gud 2 talk while eating(After eating) Dad: Now tell me Son: There was a Cockroach in ur food!

God:I cant be everywhere so i created Mother!!Evil:I too cant b everywhere so i created Mother-in-Law

WHY INDIA IS IN TROUBLE...POPULATION :100 CR. RETIRED =9 CR. CENTRAL GOVT=17CR. STATE GOVT=30 CR(BOTH DONT WORK).I.T. Professional =1 cr. (dont work for india).In school = 25 cr.under 5 yr.age= 1 cr. Unemployed= 15 cr.In hospital= 1.2 cr.Statics u find 7999998 person any time in jail.Then balance 2 r U me . U R BUSY IN PHILOSOPICAL THINKING. How can I handle INDIA ALONE?

Light can replace Sun.Parents can replace God.But nothing in World can replace YOU..!Why.?!?LOCAL ITEMSNo GuaranteeNo Replacement

Do you know what is the meaning of PYAR. Friends sitting in a BAR. & saying.... "P - YAR"

In the morning I do not eat because I think of you, at noon I do not eat because I think of you, in the evening I do not eat because I think of you, at night I do not sleep because I am hungry.

I LIKE U.. I REALLY LIKE U... I LIKE U VERY MUCH..., I REALLY LIKE U..., KYONKI GEETA MEIN LIKHA HAI..., PAAP SE NAFRAT KARO PAAPI SE NAHI

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First Person: My Mom does Service.second person:my mom doesnt play tennis