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Qu - What makes a man think about Candlelight Dinner?Ans - Power Failure

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When u feel sad.... To cheer up just go to the mirror and say, "damn I am really so cute" u will overcome your sadness. But don't make this a habit..... Coz liars go to hell !!!!

Exams are like GIRL FRIENDS

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Scientists are trying

Scientists are trying to figure out how long a person can live without brain. Please tell them your age!

If marriages r made

If marriages r made in heaven, den wat r made in Hell? Ans : the days after marriage

Gud Morning… Kindly

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ONCE UPON A TIME

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Ek Admi Chupke Se Nark

Ek Admi Chupke Se Nark Se Swarg Me Ghus Gaya,Farishto Ne Use Khub Mara,Wo Utha, Kapde Zade Or Bola Isi Harkat k Karan Koi Swarg Me Nai Ata.!

99 SAAL ka ek

99 SAAL ka ek aadmi SWARG ki RONAK aur APSARA dekh kar boLaye RAMDEV BABA aur unke PRANAYAAM ke CHAKKAR me NA pada hota to yahan PAHLE hi AA GAYA HOTA.

Love Starts Frm

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SOMETIMES U MAY

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Sir to Student: What

Sir to Student:"What is the Similarity Btween Girl frnd & Mobile??" Student:- Sir Both are Diconnected WhenThere is "No Balance"

Men want 3qualities

Men want 3qualities in wives: Economist in kitchen ,artist in home&devil in bed. But they get artist in kitchen,devil in home and economist in bed.

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