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Qu - What makes a man think about Candlelight Dinner?Ans - Power Failure
  

Jan, 13 2012     72 chars (1 sms)     979 views       Funny

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Chandni raat thi,nadi ka kinara tha,asman me taro ka nazara tha,premi ne pyar se muskarate hue premika se kaha..."Darling..beedi piogi
Behind every successful student there isa girl friend... But,what about unsuccessful student ?Lots ofgirl friends...!
Alcohol doesn't solve any problems, but then again, neither does milk.
I ve written nice poem 4 you. Twinkle Twinkle Little Star.. you should Know What you R.. & Once you Know What you R.. Mental Hospital is not So Far
A devoted husband is one who thinks of his wife while sleeping with others, rather than thinking of others while sleeping with his wife!
Reality is an illusion that is born out of shortage of alcohol.
All tragedies are finished by a death.. All comedies are finished by a marriage..
I Wrote your Name on the Sand, It got Washed Away.I Wrote your Name in Air,It got Blownaway. So I Wrote your Name in my Heart, Saala Heart Attack aa gaya
The japanese hav produced a camera dat has such a east shutter speed dat it is capable of taking a picture of a woman wid her mouth shut
One day I'll die & go out of ur life forever,thn plz do buy sum nice & beutful flowers 4 my grave frm the money which u r savinG
1960s Girl: Pehla pehla pyar hai, chhai bahar hae, aja more sajna tera intzar hy. 2004 Girl: dusra/teesra pyar hai. dil bekrar hai, aja morey sajna varna chautha tayyar hai.
loyal & faithful partner can really bring wonders in one's life.But these kinda species r disappearing frm d face of planet.