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Qu - What makes a man think about Candlelight Dinner?Ans - Power Failure

Jan, 13 2012 72 chars (1 sms) 890 views Funny

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LADKIYAN nahi to college bekar,Sugar nahi to Coffee bekaar,Love nahi to Life bekaar, Moon nahi to Sky bekaar.aur Tum nahi to....Zoo bekaar

Q : what is the

Q : what is the full form of maths ?Think A : mentally affected teacher harrasing students.

SITUATIONAL MESSAGE- ''Everyone

SITUATIONAL MESSAGE- ''Everyone wants to go to Heaven but no one wants to die..." "Boley to....... Sab ko top karna hai par padhna koi nahi chahta".

The best way to remember

The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once

I LIKE U..

I LIKE U.. I REALLY LIKE U... I LIKE U VERY MUCH..., I REALLY LIKE U..., KYONKI GEETA MEIN LIKHA HAI..., PAAP SE NAFRAT KARO PAAPI SE NAHI

Dil ka dard dil

Dil ka dard dil torrne waley kiya jaaney, Pyar ke rivajon ko zamana kiya jaaney, Hoti hai kitni takleef larrki ko pataney main, Ye ghar pe baitha larrki ka baap kiya jaaney

Like energy, love

Like energy, love can neither be created nor destroyed. It can just be transferred from one girlfriend to another girlfriend

First Person: My

First Person: My Mom does Service.second person:my mom doesnt play tennis

Lalu k pichhe ek

Lalu k pichhe ek chhota sa kutta pad gaya..!!Lalu bola..!! Sala hum to BSNL ka card dalaya hu..Ye sala HUTCH ka Network kaise pakad lia.

U hav cute eyes

U hav cute eyes. U hav swt nose. U hav smart look.U hav sharp brain.Oh no!Phir se galat number pe send ho gaya.

For Heart Beat

For Heart Beat U Need Heart Fr Heart U Need Happiness Fr Happiness U Need Friendship Fr Friendship U Need Me

All tragedies are

All tragedies are finished by a death.. All comedies are finished by a marriage..

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