After a passionate kiss

After a passionate kiss
After a passionate kiss the girl whispers to the guy, "kiss me once more and I will be yours forever!" The guy says: "thanks for the warning
  

Jan, 13 2012     140 chars (1 sms)     901 views       Funny

more Funny SMS Messages

Husband & wife are like liver and kidney. Husband is liver & wife kidney. If liver fails, kidney fails. If kidney fails, liver manages with other kidney.
He said.Do u love me just because my father left me a fortune?She said.Not at all honey, I would love u no matter who left u the money.
1 aadmi ne 100 times blood donate kar k record banaya Blood bank walo ne uski wife ko bhi prize diya ye kehte hue ki "Apne nahi piya, tabhi to Humne liya."
Luv and Kuch are going to a village & in between comes A well. Luv falls into the well. Why??? Because Luv (love) is blind !!!!! Now , Kuch also jumps inside. Why?? Because Luv ke liye saala kuch bhi karega!!!!
Brain is very important part of body. It is active 24 hours 365 days. It starts working When u r born & Continues working till u marry.
If marriages are made in heaven , then what are made in Hell? Ans : the days after marriage
Ab tak meri life ek khuli bottle thi, Jisme se sab perfume ki tarha udd jata tha. Par aap ke aane se sab kuch ruk gaya. Bhagwan kare aap jaisa DHAKKAN sabko mile!!!
The japanese hav produced a camera dat has such a east shutter speed dat it is capable of taking a picture of a woman wid her mouth shut
Sweetest Kiss is on forehead,Laveliest Kiss is on cheeks,Romantic Kiss is on Lips,And Hottest kiss is on..Guess..On Bikes Silencer!
I never married because there was no need. I have three pets at home which anser the same purpose as a husband. I have a dog which growls every morning, a parrot which swears all afternoon and a cat that comes home late at night.
when u feel lonely and alone and could not see any one around you………..; The word seems to be fading away.. ……come along with me..i will take u to an eye Specialist
When hand stop.. lips work.. when lips stop...eyes work.. When eyes stop,heart works... when heart stop... abe MAAMU TU TAPAK GAYA HAI