After a passionate kiss

After a passionate kiss
After a passionate kiss the girl whispers to the guy, "kiss me once more and I will be yours forever!" The guy says: "thanks for the warning
  

Jan, 13 2012     140 chars (1 sms)     973 views       Funny

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