This cat, is cat,

This cat, is cat,
This cat, is cat, a cat, good cat, way cat, to cat, keep cat, an cat, idiot cat, busy cat, for cat,20 cat, seconds cat !... Now read it without the word cat
  

Jan, 14 2012     158 chars (1 sms)     1009 views       Funny

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