To live a life one

To live a life one
To live a life one needs brain, reflex, perception, luck, IQ, knowledge, way of expression & many more mental qualities. Hats off to you boss you are doing without it!!!!
  

Jan, 13 2012     170 chars (2 sms)     908 views       Funny

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Beautiful flowers die…. Nice stories end…… Lovely songs fade…….. .. Momeries are forgotten… .. All things comes to end….. But people like YOU always remain forever ….. ….. ….. BECAUSE GHOSTS NEVER DIE
God:I cant be everywhere so i created Mother!!Evil:I too cant b everywhere so i created Mother-in-Law
Nurse: A beautiful woman who holds your hand for one full minute and then expects your pulse to be normal.
Fathr to son aftr xam:Let me c ur report card...Son:My frend just took it to scare his parents!!!
When I cry no 1 see my tears..when I m woried none see my pain..when I m happy none see my smile..But Yaar1 Ladki ke sath ghuma to saala sabne dekh liya.!
What men want? A woman who can cook, a woman who earns good money, a woman who loves him & a system to make sure that those women never meet each other.
Zindgi kitni pyari hogi…?JabAap honge Hum Honge aur Hamare chhote-chhote pyare-pyare khubsurat se Shararti se"SMS HONGE"..
In 1975,3 birds wer flyin n suddenly they died.Y?....Coz neeche gabbar singh bolta hai..Aadmi 3 aur goli 6,bahot nainsafi hai dishkyu-dishkyu-dishkyu
Winter comes again and again. Summer comes again and again, but a person like u never comes again and again because God never makes a mistake again and again.
A Noble Award winner dedicated his Novel to his wife and wrote It"s dedicated to my Wife because in her absence I could complete this Book..."
Like energy, love can neither be created nor destroyed. It can just be transferred from one girlfriend to another girlfriend
Hey can u do me a favour, take a pic of urself n send me it, i'm playin cards n i'm missin the joker!!