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To live a life one
To live a life one needs brain, reflex, perception, luck, IQ, knowledge, way of expression & many more mental qualities. Hats off to you boss you are doing without it!!!!
  
Jan, 13 2012     170 chars (2 sms)     842 views       Funny

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Mon to Sun,
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10% of road accidents
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Defination of a NURSE
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Can u pronounce good
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