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To live a life one
To live a life one needs brain, reflex, perception, luck, IQ, knowledge, way of expression & many more mental qualities. Hats off to you boss you are doing without it!!!!
  
Jan, 13 2012     170 chars (2 sms)     868 views       Funny

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Height Of Confusion
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Light can replace
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Ur very specil for
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U love sumone.
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How did an intelligent
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so Sweet is ur
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when words fail
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The day you were
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Tere gum me tarap
Tere gum me tarap ke mar jayenge,marte waqt bhi tere name le jayenge,god ko riswat de kar tumko vi uper bulayenge or dono milkar kurkure khayenge.
Which is d most
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A devoted husband
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5 reasons why
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