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To live a life one
To live a life one needs brain, reflex, perception, luck, IQ, knowledge, way of expression & many more mental qualities. Hats off to you boss you are doing without it!!!!
  
Jan, 13 2012     170 chars (2 sms)     934 views       Funny

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Which is d most
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when words fail
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Boys go to college
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