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Fact of Millennium
Fact of Millennium Whnevr u Throw a Stone in d Streets of Chennai or Banglore,It'll Surely HitA Dog...or..An ENGINEER!
  
Jan, 13 2012     118 chars (1 sms)     823 views       Funny

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Tum ek aise
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A pig fell in love
A pig fell in love with a chicken & they both married each other. next day, pig died of bird flu & the chicken died of swine flu ...!! AJAB PREM KI GAJAB KAHANI !!
Kya Lekar aaya tha
Kya Lekar aaya tha. Kya Lekar Jayega. Kya Lekar aaya tha. Kya Lekar Jayega. Mujhe SMS Na Karke Zalim tu Kitne Paise BaChAyEgA.
Intizar... Na raat
Intizar... Na raat ka, Na din ka, Na subha ka, Na shaam ka, Na iska, Na uska.... Intizar hai to bas apke pyar bharay SMS ka.
Do u know similarity
Do u know similarity between Dinosaurs and Decent Girls? Both don't exist.
Ek chipkali ne gana
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COMPARISON of a CHOCOLATE
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Which buildings has
Which buildings has the most stories?..........The Library..
Life is really funny
Life is really funny..We dont love the person who loves us and our loved one can never be ours..No one can unlock this puzzle..Its sounds funny but its real!:
Y word 'Women' begin
Y word 'Women' begin with a 'W' ?Bcoz all major Questions begin with 'W'.What ?Why?Where?When?Who?Whom?With Whom?Which??
Do u know wat is
Do u know wat is the reason for unemployment in our country? Ans: Population. Do u know d reason for population in our country? Ans: Unemployment...
Stress is when you
Stress is when you wake up and realises that you haven't slept yet.

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