Fact of Millennium

Fact of Millennium
Fact of Millennium Whnevr u Throw a Stone in d Streets of Chennai or Banglore,It'll Surely HitA Dog...or..An ENGINEER!
  

Jan, 13 2012     118 chars (1 sms)     834 views       Funny

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