Exams are like GIRL FRIENDS

Exams are like GIRL FRIENDS
Exams are like GIRL FRIENDS; 1,Too Many Questions. 2,Difficult to Understand. 3,More Explanation is Needed. 4,Result is always FAIL!….
  

Jan, 13 2012     134 chars (1 sms)     812 views       Funny

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