Man b4 marage: Roses

Man b4 marage: Roses
Man b4 marage: Roses r red, Violets r blue believe it or not im mad 4u. After marage Roses r dead,im blue u make me mad some day ill kill u.
  

Jan, 13 2012     140 chars (1 sms)     1095 views       Funny

more Funny SMS Messages

Man holding woman's hand before marriage, is love; after marriage it is self-defense
Paani Aane Ki Baat Karte Ho, Dil Jalane Ki Baat Karte Ho. 4 Din Se Muhe Nahi Doya, Tum Nahane Ki Baat Karte Ho.
In the corridor of a govt office was a signboard that read,"Do not make a noise"Someone added the following"Otherwise we may wake up"...
Breaking News: BATA has innovated and started BOOKINGS of new shoes which have GPS system so that they doesn't miss the target when thrown at politicians
A small argument betwn a couple turns violent.Angry Husband: Do not let d animal in me cum out.Wife: Who is scared of a mouse
Never think of the past It brings tears... If you think of the future It brings fears... So, live life in the present And drink chilled beers!
If ever in your life, youre very sad & lonely& feel that you have lost everything. Ill come, hold your hand, take you for a walk on a bridge .. & show you where to jump!!!
Breaking News: Latest sponsor of the Indian Cricket Team: Whisper Ultra.BCCI felt it appropriate as the team is undergoing its worst PERIOD
Sun makes moon shine Curent makes bulbs shine Wax makes candles shine But,i'm realy confusd Wat makes ur teeth shine? 'Harpic'or 'domex
I ve written nice poem 4 you. Twinkle Twinkle Little Star.. you should Know What you R.. & Once you Know What you R.. Mental Hospital is not So Far
Siddhu ki MAA ko gussa kab aata hai?jb Siddhu laughter challenge me has has kr contestant se kehta hai,bs kar mere BAAP
Arz kiya hai.. ki.. Galib ne bhari mehfil me sher mara.. fir kya hua? Sherni vidhwa ho gayi.. wah wah