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Man b4 marage: Roses
Man b4 marage: Roses r red, Violets r blue believe it or not im mad 4u. After marage Roses r dead,im blue u make me mad some day ill kill u.
  
Jan, 13 2012     140 chars (1 sms)     1026 views       Funny

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