Stress is when you

Stress is when you wake up and realises that you haven't slept yet.

Jan, 13 2012 67 chars (1 sms) 742 views Funny

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It is difficult to understand GOD. He makes such beautiful things as women..and then he turns them into Wives

To live a life one needs brain, reflex, perception, luck, IQ, knowledge, way of expression & many more mental qualities. Hats off to you boss you are doing without it!!!!

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When i was sad

When i was sad you were there. When i was crying you were there. When i was unhappy you were there. Now i have understood ki sare fasad ki jad tu hai

A man said his

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She is HOt!She is

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TeachIf U hv 12

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I am a killer

I am a killer, I kill people for money. But because you are my friend, I'll kill you for nothing

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